Flew out of Ringway, BOAC, spent a packet on duty-free Got our passports and we had our shots, just hope its not too f***ing hot Got dead pissed-up on the plane, couldn't wait to get to Spain The crumpet was so fit I nearly came We all went down Torremolinos, I pulled this bird from Pontefract I got a big red ring round the base of my penis It wasn't Boots 17, and that's a fact She was just dirty, it was a Club 18-30 We went round nicking from tourist shops, Stez Styx went battering greasy wops Beater complained about the lousy beer Chorley ate paella, he got diarrhoea Knobby's looking at the tits, Barrel's eating egg and chips Don't drink the water, it'll give you the s***s We all went down Costa Blanca, Stez pulled this bird from Prestatyn (press that in) But he didn't pull it out, he's a f***ing wanker, Now half the kids in Wales look like him She was just dirty, it was a Club 18-30