Mucky hiker hitching West along the M65, She's got seamen (semen) on her chest and Morecambe (more come) on her sign She said she'd got her menstrual cycle, I said: "You'd better flog it" Didn't want to make a meal of her, so I gave her a lump of hot fish yoghurt I bet she comes from Macclesfield Filthy, fat and flatulent, she couldn't make a decent brew, Ugly as a pig, she couldn't cook a jew (coo-ca-choo) Its no wonder they call them pigs, look at the way she grunts She thinks she's posh, but she's like a tampon, Coz they're both just stuck-up cunts I bet she comes from Macclesfield Turned out she owned a pub in London, called the Old White Hart She became my Maid of Ale But I had to put up with her fishy cunt farts