Well, there's nothing more to add before I leave This thing of ours is dead, but don't you grieve Is it me, or are they younger every night? Just because they can doesn't make it alright I'm hanging by my teeth Waiting on quick relief While the kids don't sleep for days I could die in a hundred odd ways And I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died But don't tell me you could do it if you tried It's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am But don't tell me he could look good if he tried Well, it terrifies the life from out of me It's really such a lazy way to be Hiding in the bedroom Climbing up the walls You've got to kick it out of me gently Til it begs and pleads and crawls And I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died But don't tell me you could do it if you tried It's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am But don't tell me he could look good if he tried And I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died But don't tell me you could do it if you tried It's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am But don't tell me he could look good if he tried And would you make sure my mother gets half my weight in gold? Tell her I just did what I was told Grab you expensive coat, and bury it inside But don't tell me you could do it if you tried