The Pilcher's Squad

歌詞

Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, for the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Sgt Pilcher In October of 1968 in the heart of Montague Square There was a rumour of some deviation, so Pilcher's Squad was there Though it was determined before the intrudence that the flat was fully clear When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection the hashish magically appeared Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, for the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Sgt Pilcher In March of 1969 On return from the store Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door Planting tidbits on the popstars seemed quite the thing to do 'til it landed Pilcher in the pokie in 1972 Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher That cunning Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, for the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Sharp as a tack that Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Sgt Pilcher