And so, King Arthur gathered his knights together Bringing from all the corners of the kingdom the strongest And bravest in the land to sit at the Round Table The strangely flatulent Sir Bedevere The dashingly handsome Sir Galahad The homicidally brave Sir Lancelot Sir Robin the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot Who slew the vicious Chicken of Bristol And who personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-show, sorry Together they formed a band whose names And deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries The Knights of the Round Table All for one, one for all, all for one and one for all Some for some, none for none Slightly less for people we don't like And a little bit more for me All 'round this Blighty land, we are his mighty band, ooh King Arthur's strongest knights, we are prepared to fight whoever All for one, two for all, four for some and three for all