Lancelot, you might as well just fess up Really, you're a different kind of guy Move aside your scabbard For underneath your tabard There is waiting to escape, a butterfly His name is Lancelot and in tight pants a lot He likes to dance a lot, you know you do, I do? So just say, "Thanks" a lot and try romance, it's hot Let's find out who's really you His name is Lancelot, he visits France a lot He likes to dance a lot and dream No one would ever know That this outrageous pro bats for the other team You're a knight who really likes his night life And by day you really like to play You can all find him pumping at the gym At the Camelot Y.M.C.A. His name is Lancelot, just watch him dance a lot He doesn't care what people say, no way For when he starts to dance, just grab your underpants He can finally come out and say that he is G.A. Y.M.C.A. He's gay, okay