Since I went on the wagon, I'm certain drink is a major crime For when you lay off the liquor, you feel so much slicker Well that is, most of the time But there are moments, sooner or later When it's tough, I got to say, love to say, waiter Make it another old-fashioned, please Make it another, double, old-fashioned, please Make it for one who's due to join the disillusion crew Make it for one of love's new refugees Once high in my castle, I ran to you And oh what a castle, built on a heavenly dream Then quick as a lightning flash, that castle began to crash So, make it another old-fashioned, please Leave out the cherry, Leave out the orange, Leave out the bitters Just make it straight, right