Something cool I'd like to order something cool It's so warm here in town And this heat gets me down And I'd like something cool My, it's nice To simply sit and rest awhile Now I know it's a shame I can't think of your name I remember your smile Well, I don't ordinarily drink With strangers I most usually just drink alone But you were so awfully nice to ask me And I'm so terribly far from home Like my dress, well, I must confess It's very old Hey, but it's simple and neat And it's just right for this heat save my furs for the cold A cigarette, no, well I don't smoke them As a rule But, I'll have one, it might be fun With something cool I'll bet you couldn't imagine that I one time had a house With so many rooms I couldn't count them all I bet you wouldn't imagine But I had fifteen different beaus Who would beg and beg to take me to a ball And I bet you couldn't picture me The time I went to Paris in the fall Oh who would think the guy I loved Was quite so handsome and quite so tall Well, it's through, it's through That was just a memory I had One I guess I almost forgot Oh, 'cause the weather's so hot And I'm feeling so bad About a date Oh wait, I'm such a fool He's just a guy who stopped to buy me Something cool