Caught by the fuzz Well I was, still on a buzz In the back of the van With my head in my hands Just like a bad dream I was only fifteen If only my brother could be here now He'd get me out he'd sort me out alright I knew I should have stayed at home tonight Locked in the cell, feeling unwell I talked to a man, He said it's better to tell Who sold you the blow, Well it was no one I know If only you'd tell us we'd let you go We'll make it up for you my son, So tell us what you know, We'll make you wish you'd stayed at home tonight Here comes my mum, well she, She knows what I've done Just tell them the true, You know where he's from, You've blackened our name, Well you, you should be ashamed If only your father could see you now, He'd breakdown and he'd throw you out for sure, I never should have let you out tonight