ShadyXV

歌詞

I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought I disgust you, like dialogue from the shot to the wide frog nightclub Shit I was taught if your cd's on fire you had to put it out yourself like highland park No fire department. So you might not hear sirens at all But don't be alarmed if I sound off. Something just ain't right with me dog. A martyr on a private charter, who's life can be harder Widely regarded, Highly bite me sweetheart I'm slightly retarded. But tonight I'm starting shit I'm feeling self righteous. I might just hop in the mosh pit On some Mike Tyson and Pac shit. Looking to box with anybody, Disorderly conduct I'll fuck around and snort a key And pick a fight with a locksmith Fan of the locks, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic No faggot I mean I can't maneuver for movement Cause I have no room for improvement I'm practically squashed, I'm packed in and boxed in Toxic, cancer arsenal, flammable cars, examine the content. Barks and start of insanity, Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Arrr, Animal snarls, Cannibal jaws, shark mandibles Lambs to the slaughter, Looking scant as Hannibal's docket, Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets. Blackout, Zach Galifianakis Gallons of vodka, But that gal has some knockers I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious Ugh, what happened doc? I passed out again. Alcohol's making me break into vacant naked And stolen Magnavox and bags of rocks in back of a Datsun. Fell asleep watching fear factor and Scare Tactics, Too close to the stairmaster Poke a hole in the air mattress And pop it. Woke up shortly thereafter Hung over and no one to wear Grasping the bare ass and dropkick the air max to my closet Of preposterous Nike's Made out of ostrich and the cross stitching Is a cross mix of rhinocerous, possum skin, giraffe, and a dolphin fin Cotton Dockers, Osh Koshes, drop crotches, Swatch watches and sneakers match with the parkas But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym With all these trainers But I don't have any boxers And I'm standing here naked Hang over, still wasted Like paper you write raps out of noxious Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils Fuck that I'll battle them all I'll battle them all I'll stand there and yell that at a wall Till the mannequin dolls scatter In the inanimate objects that I'm battering all shatter and fall Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped I'm a spark plug I'm like a car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards cause ya'll look at junk And not catch the battery charge but I got a hunch like your back when it's arching When I start attacking your squadron You'll feel like mastercard when I'm charging So take a swipe at me I'm coming straight at you Like Clay Mathews from the Green Bay Packers So get the sack of Wisconsin It's nutbag that I'm talking Who'm I kidding You faggots are all going to do my bidding. Don't get dragged to the auction Nehman Marcus Bags of vuiton and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic Just watch this Stretch tinted black sedan my ass. See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks 5th ave in a fucking taxi cab to go shopping Affable guy next door's laughable My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion senser. No emotion hence I guess the sick prick dies hard I got a magic Johnson It's like a magic wand Allows me to not let a blond arouse me If Ronda Rousey was on the couch With the condoms out Holding a thousand magnums And wants to pounce me I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it round me her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around and all I see is Polly Moll and now she's slaughterhouse in a blouse and Madonna with mud on her goddamnit I am a misogynist, I slapped Linda Ronstadt with a lobster Threw her off a balcony Just so happens she's fond of algae Cause now she face plants on the conc-o-rete Complete lack of responsibility Half of you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop But I let the track lift em up Boost of energy Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up But my thing is this now 5 finger discount. Been rapping so long, I've been killing this shit It's easy Kidnapping you mom cause I'm stealing this bitch Thievery, ransom for Jon Bennet Ramsey and Chandra Levy and Gary Condit I'm always scared if I went back to the blond I might relapse, get on some bullshit Perhaps I'll launch some crack and taunted Action Bronson, Macklemore Mac Miller and Asher Roth Have some back and forth's and Record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's control verse And perform back in concert (hands up)( Hands up)(hands up) Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album. Now that was awesome, It takes a massive balls to Due some shit like that, Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like "I'll stick around" And put up with my crap so long for Whats the attraction, momma Is it the fact that I'm a Walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre? All the pointy noses pointing at you momma Who knows at this point It's always poking so meh Still get along with this voice Cause that's the monster So dosey deo with the meh. Sociopath, Everyone who knows me knows that What they don't know is the fact Rihanna Calls me Pinnochio, meh She loves the way I lie, Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow Pathological liar Oh why am I such an asshole that my ah Disguise his pants but they're on fire So am I a... Cappadonna Cut the track off Sabotage Christmas, Crap in your stocking, I'm wrapping up all the presents In fucking camouflage so you can't even find em. Jack Santa Clause Snapped Rudolf's antlers off Wrapped his snozz in gauze bandage And blind em. Blowing a head gasket At Bed Bath & Beyond Put the basket back All the batch salt packets are gone. I know you're really tired of me sampling Billy Squier But classic rock acid rap is the genre Got Slash a guitar Splashed a bizarre Thrasher and Aerosmith Now I'm a spectacular archer Feed count Dracula chocula Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan. Band wagon as I'm kicking the damn stragglers off And I'm strangling them Smack Kim Bass...