Cash or Card?

歌詞

Good afternoon I'd like to open an account A checking account, please Here is my passport and my address Certainly. Please fill out this form Sign here, and here Would you like a debit card? CASH OR CARD? CARD, PLEASE! CHECKING OR SAVINGS? CHECKING, PLEASE! HOW MUCH WOULD YOU LIKE TO DEPOSIT? ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! CASH OR CARD? CARD, PLEASE! I'd also like to withdraw some money Could you break this into small bills? What's the exchange rate today? I'd like to change yen into dollars Of course Tens and twenties, okay? Here's your receipt Is there anything else? CASH OR CARD? CARD, PLEASE! CHECKING OR SAVINGS? CHECKING, PLEASE! HOW MUCH WOULD YOU LIKE TO DEPOSIT? ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! CASH OR CARD? CARD, PLEASE! Wait I think I lost my card Can I cancel it? No problem I'll cancel it right away A new one will arrive in five business days Thank you You're a lifesaver CASH OR CARD? CARD, PLEASE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHECK YOUR BALANCE? YES, PLEASE! YOUR BALANCE IS ZERO! ...CASH, PLEASE! CASH OR CARD? CASH, PLEASE! Thank you for banking with us. Have a nice day! ...Zero