By Air or By Sea?

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Hi! I'd like to send this package to Japan How much does it cost? How long will it take? Do I need to fill out a form? Sure! Let me weigh it for you It's two kilograms Please write the address here BY AIR OR BY SEA? BY AIR, PLEASE! REGULAR OR EXPRESS? EXPRESS, PLEASE! ANYTHING FRAGILE INSIDE? YES, IT'S FRAGILE! BY AIR OR BY SEA? BY AIR, PLEASE! Airmail takes about a week Sea mail takes about two months Would you like insurance? Would you like a tracking number? A week is fine Yes, please. Insurance too And I need ten stamps BY AIR OR BY SEA? BY AIR, PLEASE! REGULAR OR EXPRESS? EXPRESS, PLEASE! ANYTHING FRAGILE INSIDE? YES, IT'S FRAGILE! BY AIR OR BY SEA? BY AIR, PLEASE! That'll be forty-five dollars Here's your receipt and your tracking number You can check it online Oh, wait Can I add something to the box? I'm sorry, it's already sealed You'll need to send another package BY AIR OR BY SEA? BY SEA, PLEASE! REGULAR OR EXPRESS? REGULAR, PLEASE! IS THIS ONE FRAGILE? NO, IT'S JUST SOCKS! BY AIR OR BY SEA? BY SEA, PLEASE! Thank you! Have a great day! See you in two months!