I've got VD And now nobody's ever gonna want me My cock's so spotted, oh god, half rotted Now pip, pip, cheerio I've got venereal disease Don't fall in love You'll only end up having to lop it off Dripping bloody pus, might be cancerous High ho the dairy-oh I've got venereal disease She was only seventeen Now I'm left in agony What a tragedy I've got VD I must have picked it up from a toilet seat Oh, that sweet girl I kissed, gave me syphilis It's so scary-oh I've got venereal disease I need a miracle I've got venereal disease Long live rock and roll I've got venereal disease