I was hanging out at the show Feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door And she looked as bored As me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do Ah-oh-oh-oh I saw she brought a camera She danced the groin-o-rama And we were really having fun Told her I'm the lead singer I felt like Harvey Klinger And then she slapped me in the head I put her on the guest list at the show And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do Ah-oh-oh-oh I put her on the guest list at the show And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do Ah-oh-oh-oh