Shopper's Paradise

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Elevator going up! Ground floor, shopper's paradise Haberdashery, needles spoons and knives knuckle dusters, glass jaws, and wooden hearts Spend your money, girls on sprays and lipsticks tested on bunnies, girls, strays, and misfits ozone-friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates... another summer of hate It's the Top Shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown First and second floors third and fourth world wars We've got a free pair of flares with every hip replacement just take the stairs to the bargain basement Babys' bottle's full of the milk of human kindness Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls the big shop is open it's a wonderful world! Top floor, shopper's paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and the Antichrist There's nothing of value so there's no VAT we're going S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G we take Visa, Access, American Express patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best clothes for all ages mothers and babies Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls the big shop is open it's a wonderful world Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls the big shop is open it's a wonderful world Going down for all the things you've missed all the love, peace, and happiness that don't exist we've got encyclopedias we've got a pic n fix we've got a government freezer full of benefits A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamley's! We've got cabbage patch orphans from Sylvanian families Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum! Chemi-kazi killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful wonderful! Armageddon, come and meet your maker 3 steps to heaven on the escalator Signing the good book, in hard back and in paperback