When you first told me about her You said she was thirty And I just can't help but think You knew it was dirty And maybe you were just a little sad But there's no excuse to lie to me like that When you first told me about her You said she was thirty But she's only twenty-eight I'm not even half her age She probably just had her first high school reunion You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with You think that I wanna hate But you set me up this way So for my health I'll be blocking your number 'Cause you couldn't wait till I got a bit older And sometimes I kinda feel like I wanna forgive But it never crossed your mind that maybe I'm still a kid And I'm so used to being the adult Even when you say it's not your fault But I'm kinda getting sick and tired of crying So please stop lying, and lying, and lying She's only twenty-eight I'm not even half her age She probably just had her first high school reunion You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with You think that I wanna hate But you set me up this way So for my health I'll be blocking your number 'Cause you couldn't wait till I got a bit older To tell me she was twenty-eight To tell me she was twenty-eight What the f- is twenty-eight? You said, "She's mature" So that makes it okay And you said, "She likes sports" So that makes it okay And she's actually pretty So that makes it okay But there's nothing you can say That makes twenty-eight okay to me