She woke me up this morning with black coffee and a kiss And a smile that could drive a man insane I'm not even out of bed, somebody tell me what I said She's stormed through the house like a hurricane Mood swing, my baby's on a mood swing again Mood swing, I tell you, boy, it's something that a man can't understand It's funny how her state of mind changes with the wind My baby's on a mood swing again She comes to me and whispers, "Let's cuddle on the couch" I said, "I'll be there before you count to three" By the time I had arrived, she was fit to be tied She said, "You can spend the night there without me"