Matt: Take a seat There's something I should tell you I don't wanna scare you It's hard for me You deserve my honesty I'm trying to be responsible You need to understand It's not the way I planned this Not at all Are you sitting comfortable? This is gonna be difficult It's not easy to say I wouldn't want you to take it the wrong way I liked you better before you knew me You were the girl next door But you're not anymore it's freaky You were Hannah Montana Now you're licking things like Miley You were cinematic Now I made you a TV movie in 2D So lose me 'cause you were better before you knew me Tom: I'm totally the one to blame I have known for ages I must be contagious We're the same And I'm the one that made you lame Every time I look at you I see my reflection Covering perfection It is such a bummed out view Seeing what you turned into This is gonna be difficult But it has to be said Everyone wants the old you back instead Matt: I liked you better before you knew me You were high definition Now you're barely 720 You were a health fanatic Now you're a Ben & Jerry's junkie You were all about positions Now you're stuck in missionary But rarely So lose me I liked you better before you knew me Danny: It's not too late for you To move on to someone new Stop doing things that I would do, woah It turns out my ignorance Sucks as an influence So run, baby while you've got the chance James: You were better before you knew me You were S Club 7 Now you look like a Slipknot groupie We were Brangelina Matt: Now we're lookin' more like Speidi (like Speidi) You were a Peace Corps hippy And you're playin' Call of Duty nightly And hungry for newbies I liked you better before you knew me You were the girl next door But you're not anymore, it's freaky You were high definition Now you're barely 720 You were "Oops I did it-" But now you're like a shaven Britney So leave me, I'm sorry I liked you better before you knew me