Well she wants to be a singer in the band Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone look like she's all alone She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend She keeps staring me out with her ole black & blue eyes And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance And I was never that good at being nice when I should I guess that she'll forgive right before she trys to kill me Coz I sold her on yesterday's Come take me ole eyes I can take the the waltz just so she could kick my head in 'o i do believe i was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her I was lost in her wats-ya-name.... 'o take me home....eye eye's... And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And thats the very thing when your dealing with me Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips And she said o my dearest im not pretty; isn't it a pity That you wont kiss these rotten lips So take me o my..eye...eyes eyes Ole black & blue eyes....... And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And thats the very thing when your dealing with me Do do do do do do do do do...