Well, I'm an axe grinder Piledriver Mama says that I never, never mind her Got no brains I'm insane The teacher says that I'm one big pain [Verse 2] I'm like a laser Six-string razor I got a mouth like an alligator I want it louder More power I'm gonna rock it Til it strikes the hour [Chorus] Bang your head Metal health will drive you mad Bang your head Metal health will drive you mad All right [Verse 3] Well, I'm frustrated Outdated I really want to be overrated I'm a finder And I'm a keeper I'm not a loser And I ain't no weeper