We like to chat about The dresses we will wear tonight We chew the fat about Our tresses and the neighbors' fight Inconsequential things that Men don't really care to know Become essential things that Girls find so "apropos" But that's a dame, we're all the same It's just a game, we call it Girl talk, girl talk We all meow about The ups and downs of all our friends The "who" the "how" the "why" We dish the dirt, it never ends The weaker sex, the speaker sex You mortal males behold But tho' we joke We wouldn't trade you for a sack of gold So baby stay And gab away But hear me say the after Girl talk, girl talk We all meow about The ups and downs of all our friends The "who" the "how" the "why" We dish the dirt, it never ends The weaker sex, the speaker sex You mortal males behold But tho' we joke We wouldn't trade you for a sack of gold It's so been planned Please take my hand Please understand the sweetest Girl talk, girl talk The sweetest Girl Talk, girl talk The sweetest Girl Talk talks of you