I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time I'm worn out I'm worn down Mothafucka look at me now I'm up on stage People think that I'm edgy Surprise mothafucka! I gotta big ol' wedgie Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like mine Belong in a zoo Aww, don't be mad I'll be there too But not in the cage I'll be laughing at you I used to be cute And I used to be classy News flash, man I'm just fucking nasty My bra's too tight People too chatty Long ass nigh I gotta fucking wedgie! I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time Well, if stupid could fly I'd be a jet I'm the ugliest person That I've ever fucking met Big bad woo! Stank attitude! I'm a scary mothafucka At five foot two Dollars are silver And pennies are brass But why do I always Smell like ass? Now I wanna go home and Smoke some weed Mari Jane, little children That's all I need Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea! La La (la la) La La (la la) La La (la la) La La (la la) La La (la la) La La (la la) Haaaa ha ha! Well the world is a dog (what) And I'm just a flower (cute) Lifts its leg up and gives me a shower (m-mm) Uuuuu Did you say flower? Groovy, baby, Austin Powers! (Aaaahhhhhh!) (Weeeeeee!) I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time I wish I could and I wish I would But my brain feels bad all the time Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea! La la (la la) la la (la la) La la (la la) la la (la la) La la (la la) la la (la la) Wa wa waaa (Bay area! Bay area!) (Ok!)