Hey, I'm sixty why not ridicule me Hey, I'm sixty why not respect me I don't know any hit songs, they are off my plate The girls I know are out of date Hey, you little devil, wait for your turn Hey, you little devil, wait till you learn A very special lesson if you're at the bar Just swing with brandy and cigar Hey, you little devil, wait for your turn Hey, you little devil, wait till you learn A very special lesson if you're at the bar Just swing with brandy and cigar Hey I'm glad I'm old it makes me smile Hey I'm glad I'm old it makes me smile You don't need to be jealous, don't need to compete Forget all love that's been so sweet so sweet