My Mommy Drives a Dump Truck

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My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to Mommy holds the door for Dad and always drives the car Some say they are funny but I don't think they are Daddy does the dishes and Mommy wears a tie Mommy goes to work each day and Dad makes apple pie My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to Mommy reads the paper while Daddy sews my clothes He brings her coffee late at night; smells pretty as a rose But Mommy has an ulcer and I know this might sound weird But she didn't yell at me as much before she grew her beard My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes Mops the floors, and cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to