This is not the ditty, cause the ditty's dum dum Now I'm checking out the sound of the phat jazz drum The horns and the samples with the bass and the boom When added all together it's a phat jazz tune Listen, examine this carefully. You can either dance to the beat Or chill and have a seat. Or choke off the smoke of a cactus tree As I'm steady pumpin' sounds off my NBC With the natural ability to make you wanna get down And maybe slap 5 to everyone around So pass me a drink, stop and let me think of the sounds of the street The funkadelic key So get your friends and strap yourselves in for the journey of your life The saga now begins 3-2-1 contact, we have lift off, right, so I'm about to take flight And this is how it sounds I freak the funk on the microphone, check it baby one two Cause I got the skills and I thought that maybe y'knew That I could be chilled and have a good time So when you see me, make sure you throw up your peace signs Recline, let your mind be free To the break of dawn at a club I'll be So you know to put your dirty hands up in the air And wave 'em side to side like you just don't care, yeah Sisters in the back with the afros And the brothas in the corner with the jebos (?) And if you're looking for trouble you know where to go And now you're tunin' to the sounds of the Skee Lo. I take the stage and get paid to another fella MC Produced tracks is not whack, it's sounds from my (?) 3-2-1 contact we have lift off, right? so i'm about to take flight And this is how it sounds. Beats they be infinite and fatter than the pork The sounds can be heard from Cali from New York Forget about your troubles, forget about your blues Cause jazz is alive, so go and spread the news Then once the news is heard then others can relate Maybe find the phattest samples from the crate So chill, cool with the breeze, microphone check 1-2 to the 3. Bang down doors, dance on floors and have your fun Cause the party doesn't stop 'til the morning comes Yeah, now I can feel the beat so I'ma kick back for a sec and have a seat yo And this is how it sounds Yeah, this it how it sounds.