Stop me oh stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Stop me oh stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you oh I still love you Only slightly only slightly less than I used to my love I was delayed I was way-laid An emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy bald buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder Who said lied I'd to her Oh who said I'd lied because I never I never Who said I'd lied because I never I was detained I was restrained And broke my spleen And broke my knee and then he really laced into me Friday night in Out-patients Who said I'd lied to her Oh who said I'd lied because I never I never Who said I'd lied because I never Oh so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor I drank more Stop me oh stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Stop me oh I said stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you oh I still love you Only slightly only slightly less than I used to my love Set free me why don't you get out my life why don't you Cause you don't really love me no You just keep my hanging on Set me free why don't you girl get out my life girl Cause you don't really love me no no You just keep my hanging on