You walked in and the ground shook Can't believe how much food you took Looked at me with those hungry eyes You were eyeing up my fries To the naked eye, you're a perfect sphere Stomach bulging out to here Don't know if my heart will last Ain't never had a love this vast Feeding time, you take more than you need Feeding time, prepare for the stampede Of love You're overweight, beautiful and swell You wear your house like a tortoise shell I can't wait to see you again You have to hire in a crane I saw you at the beach today You looked quite thin, but you were just far away Feeding time, you take more than you need Feeding time, and now for the stampede Of love When two planets collide We will never divide Stampede of love Crossed the sand on a donkey ride Great fun till the donkey died Let's really hold it down, guys Let's really lock in, yeah? D'you want me to play slightly behind the beat on this one? Fuck you, you fucking cunt!