Pretty woman blubbing away Your features all contorted in despair Mascara running, been crying all day But, deep down, you're delighted It's unfair 'Cause you got delicious eyes Why don't the beautiful cry? It's only in the movies, it's never in real life Why don't the beautiful cry? I wish I wasn't ugly, on the inside I see you looking for something to do To satisfy some superficial need To make the world think you're somebody who Has a heart that might actually bleed Well, you told yourself a lie Why don't the beautiful cry? It's only in the movies, it's never in real life Why don't the beautiful cry? I wish I wasn't ugly, on the outside But I am ugly Oh, yeah Ooh, ugly Ooh, ugly We are all but bubble and squeak In the frying pan, the frying pan of life Why don't the beautiful cry? It's only in the movies, never in real life Why don't the beautiful cry? Even if you kick 'em, poke 'em in the eye But I am Ugly Yes, I am