Eye contact? Must we make eye contact? Must we always react through frowns and smiles? Let's make a pact: When we must interact, Facing front would distract from our profiles Lovely profiles Eye contact! How I hate eye contact Having to stare exactly, in fact, where? Pretend to care where you happen to stare Break contact if you dare Ha ha, I win... Eye contact, for the autodidact Ever and always smacked of smarmy "charm" Call me barmy, must we all be warm? Must all warmth take the form of eye contact? "Contact," my eye!