My mother found another jerk A drummer--jazz--who liked to smirk At those who lacked his special skills: Keeping loose time, with little fills One morn, I found my counterpoint Homework torn up, tacked to my door Like Luther's 95 Theses A note explained what this was for: "Happy beeping," it said "Happy beeping," it read The creep had come a-creeping "Happy beeping" He clearly hated Neu! and Can, Cluster & Eno, and Japan (Though to be fair, he liked my books; He took my Richard Brautigan) "Happy beeping," it said "Happy beeping," it read In the night while I was sleeping "Happy beeping" "Happy beeping," it said "Happy beeping," it read In the night while I was sleeping "Happy beeping"