Have A Wank

歌詞

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room is dark And the curtains drawn and you're on your own Your bed is warm and your dream is rude And your hand's restless and your knob is hard Have a wank! Have a wank! Have a mutha fuckin' wank! I'm getting out my cock I pull my foreskin back I reveal my acorn And give it a little smack I'm thinking of ladies Playing with their vulva's And inserting objects Into their women's areas What do you do in the middle of the day When the TV's shit and there's nothing on When you got no money and you got no beer And you've read the paper from cover to cover Radio's playing a pile of shit like Darius Danesh and Robbie Williams Who are the two biggest cunts in the whole wide world!! Have a wank! Have a mutha fuckin' wank! I'm getting out my cock I'm gonna wank for Britain I'm cumming in a sock And then I'll put my kit on I'm wanking as if My life depended on it I'm picturing some tits I'm imagining a clit Come on, come on, Come and have a wank with me Come on, come on, Come and have a wank with me Come on, come on, Come and have a wank with me Come on, come on, Come and have a wank with me Wank your hairy cock with me