Carol Vorderman

歌詞

Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bum She always gets the number's right, she's got me into maths I'll take away her pants and add my corey to her gash CHORUS: Oh, Carol, when I see you on 'Countdown' I have to pull my pants down And pop a finger in my brown When she multiplies I unzip my flies Then when she divides I put my hand inside And then when she adds, I whop out my knob and 'nads Then when she subtracts I perform a sexual act Carol's really glamorous, she wears the latest stuff She's fit for 40 something and I want to doink her muff She tells you the target but it is my goal To one day divide her flaps and then square root her hole I've loved Carol Vorderman since 1985 I sometimes like to lurk around the bottom of her drive I sometimes like to follow her when she goes to the shops I sometimes open up her drains and examine her plops I met her once and told her that I was her biggest fan She signed me an autograph and put it in my hand But at that point I felt a little throbbing in my gland I realised I was ejaculating in my pants Over Carol Vorderman, Carol Vorderman...