She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine." I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA! She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat." Now I just want a new girlfriend Yea I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend Yea I just want someone to laugh at me Not to smart, not to tall Likes to watch TV and play basketball I bought a car and I let her drive it YEA! She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red." I gave her all my notes from algebra She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid." Now I just want a new girlfriend Yea I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend Yea I just want someone to laugh at me Not to smart, not to tall Likes to watch TV and play basketball And play basketball And play basketball And play basketball Now I just want a new girlfriend Yea I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend Yea I just want someone to laugh at me And I, I just want her to look at me....yup I, just want her to talk to me....yea! I won't ever make her wash my car, NO! I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there. Oh,oh,oh,oh! Oh,oh,oh,oh! Oh,oh,oh,oh! Oh,oh,oh,oh! Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh, oh!