Dare to Be Stupid

歌詞

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the Charmin you can When Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you chew What can you do? Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickels Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do We're all waiting for you Let's go! It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer? There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer Settle down, raise a family, join the P.T.A. Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet Then party 'til you're broke and they drag you away It's okay You can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free Dare to be stupid Yes... why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy, so easy to do (Dare to be stupid!) We're all waiting for you (Dare to be stupid!) Burn your candle at both ends Look a gift horse in the mouth Mashed potatoes can be your friends You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch "Leave It to Beaver" The future's up to you So what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid What did I say? Dare to be stupid Tell me, what did I say? Dare to be stupid It's all right Dare to be stupid We can be stupid all night Dare to be stupid Come on, join the crowd Dare to be stupid Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid) I can't hear you! (Dare to be stupid) Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid) Let's go! Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)