Like a Surgeon

歌詞

I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern, I still make A mistake or two I was last... in my class Barely passed... at the institute Now I'm tryin' to avoid Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid A malpractice suit Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line Better give me all your gauze, nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see... that I.V. Here we go... time to operate I'll pull his insides out Pull his insides out And see what he ate Like a surgeon, hey! Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign Wo-ho... wo-ho... wo-o... It's a fact... I'm a quack The disgrace... of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die Yeah, my patients die Before they can pay Like a surgeon, hey! Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Like a surgeon Ooh hoo, like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel And my forceps And retractors Oh ho... oh ho...ooh, baby Yeah... I can hear your heart beat For the very last time