Jack Sparrow(Album Version) feat. Michael Bolton

歌詞

Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh, great, send him in Hey, guys! Hey! Hi! Thanks for coming! Sorry I'm late, I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. Have you seen those things? Oh, yeah, yeah, those are... those are great Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down? Boys, lets get to it Here we go Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton Yeah! The night starts now Together on the track The boys are back The night starts now The night starts now, baby, roll with us Chickies snapping at the neck when we rolling up (rolling up) Club front doors, ain't no holding up Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (come on!) Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set Fuck the fellas looking jealous, play that back and get wet (yeah, yeah!) Gun at my waist shank in my sock (oh) You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow A pirate so brave on the seven seas (what?) A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze Yeah, that was kind of weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!) Motherfucking iceman, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!) Watch your girl because I ain't your Mr. Nice Guy More like the "Meet you, take you home and fuck you twice" guy (yeah, yeah) All dressed up with nowhere to run That's know I make you feel crazy when I—(now back to the good part!) From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure (no!) Oh, Captain Jack (yeah), giving them what-for He's the pauper of the surf (uh huh), the jester of Tortuga But in Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store? (yeah, we've seen the movie) Put your hands in the air and say "Hell yeah," come on Captain Jack! What? Johnny Depp! No From the front to the back, say "We count stacks," come on Davy Jones! Nope! Giant squid! Wrong Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up Roger that, let me try with another film (wait) Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better) Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love (come on!) Okay, then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (oh, God) Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough) You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha! This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!) Cubano flame with Miami nuts (take it home!) Got a basehead wife (yeah), her womb is polluted (woo!) This whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked (to get fucked!) (whoa!) Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile You complete me! Yeah, yeah okay