Threw It On The Ground(Album Version)

歌詞

I was walking through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink Run faster, jump higher Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be a part of this system Man, pump that garbage into another man's veins. I go to my favorite hot dog stand And the dude says "you come here all the time," "Here's one for free" I said "man, what I look like? A charity case?!" I took it and I threw it on the ground I don't need your handouts I'm an adult, please You can't buy me, hot dog man At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone I threw it on the ground What you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of this system My dad's not a phone. Duh! Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party What you want me to do with this? Eat it?! Happy birthday to the ground I threw the rest of the cake too Welcome to the real world, jackass! So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an adult Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph Ground! Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! Then the two phonies got up Turned out they had a tazer And they tazed me in the butthole I fell to the ground The phonies didn't let up Tazing on my butthole Over and over I was screaming and squirming My butthole was on fire The moral of this story is You can't trust the system, man!