We Like Sportz

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Hello? Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me? No, the game's on. Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there We like sports and we don't care who knows From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl We like sports and we don't care who knows Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf The game is starting, everyone is here I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer Just two normal guys, hanging out, having fun Right, Guy #2 Yeah, Guy #1 E to the S to the P to the N It's all I watch 'cause I'm the man If my team loses, I'll be mean all night If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight Watching sports with girls is a pain They don't know the rules There's no time to explain Single, Double, Triple, Home run For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy He's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole, Steve We like sports and we don't care who knows From Wimbledon to the Astrodome We like sports and we don't care who knows Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz" Sportz, nutz, sportz, nutz When I say "cheating", you says "suckz" Cheating, suckz, cheating, suckz I drink whiskey 'cause I like the taste You think it's bitter, but I think it's great I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars Don't believe me? Smell our cars We're real men, and we like sports If you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court I'm team captain and I choose you I'm the other team captain and I choose you too We steal the ball, and we're off to the races And scare the other team with our mad dog faces Like what, what, what, what, what, what What, what, what, what, what, what We like sports and we don't care who knows From the pregame jokes to the wrap-up shows We like sports and we don't care who knows Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf Throw me the baseball Now toss me the pigskin Now feed me the rock Now give me the rock