Incredibad(Album Version)

歌詞

Now, let's take a trip down memory lane Back in junior high school, where it all began Three bad little kids, raising hell in school We were just 13, straight acting a fool Every day after class, Kiv's house was the spot Making crazy prank calls, hoping not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one in the same Till one fateful afternoon, when everything changed One day, playing Punch Out up in Kiv's room The house started shaking, and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window, saw billowing smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed Man, this isn't a joke "Yo let's go check this out, man" "Alright, bet, let's go" All the smoke and debris lead straight to the basement Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace I have something to ask and it's not discreet There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it But we're just 13, man. What can we do? Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw. What? On my home planet, we can no longer breed I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed Storing our seed? Yo, I think he means sex Man, I'm a virgin. We all are bet I'm just gonna lie here, and close my eyes Aww, what should we do? Now it's spreading its thighs! You'll be heroes on my planet But why us three? You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me Yo should we do it? Man I dunno know. Yo I say we put it to a vote All in favor say 'Aye' Aye!! Ok, we're in. Cool Who should go first I have three depositories to capture your burst Wait, so at the same time? Yeah, that's what I was thinking Now here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking We pounded the drinks and started getting tipsy We took our positions and started getting frisky One in the front and two in the back Had it locked up like a Chinese Finger Trap Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you I'm about to explode. Yo son, me too Three way climax! Best friends forever What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! Yeah! Andy Jorm and Kiv, you've saved my race Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space We looked at each other, didn't have to talk Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off Mr. Alien, sir? For what it's worth We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on Earth! Your wish is granted, and thanks again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad