Damn the beautiful people In the beautiful magazines Damn the totally symmetrical features Of the fabulous beauty queens Thank Christ for the fat and the ugly Pulpy thighs, crooked noses and moles For the asymmetrical people Who will never be mistaken for dolls Be grateful if your left eye is lower If each breast is quite a different size Praise God for all things imperfect For the stretch marks on your thighs All those beautiful people are just the same as us The same pain and insecurity As the guy across from you on the bus Next time you look in the mirror And wish you were somebody new Grin like only you can You've got a fucking beautiful view Beauty!