It's luck or loveliness Not who you are or what you do That makes the world go round It's breaking people's skulls And teaching them a thing or two That makes an impact It's getting on the news Your own face in your own front room That makes it all worthwhile It's singing songs to thousands Which is exactly what I do What makes me wonder You and your friends are having fun You've got your fears on the run It's pomp and circumstance And being friends with some M.P. That gets you everywhere It's being out to lunch And getting home in time for tea That makes you interesting