Slime on my toes A constant dripping from my nose I guess you know the way it goes Yeah, it's runny runny runny And it's fluey fluey fluey Live in my hair I feel 'em crawling everywhere They're breeding in my underwear And it's scummy scummy scummy And it's screwy screwy screwy Crust on my sheets I know I shouldn't but it's kinda neat I wish myself bon appetit 'Cause it's yummy yummy yummy And it's chewy chewy chewy Sleep in my eyes The tiny turds of household flies The cheese I keep between my thighs Yeah it's gummy gummy gummy And it's gluey gluey gluey