Go with your instincts Take them with you for the ride Flip double-headed coins when you cannot decide Shove your features in the mud Let go of some of that precious blood Have good intentions Have them home for cakes and tea Shave with a cabbage leaf but leave a bit for me Cram your brain with useful facts And always pay your income tax There's nothing in the world like being real So sing our song and tell us how you feel Let's all do a forward roll And get a good price for your soul