Girls who keep goldfish Interest me strangely Girls who keep goldfish Fascinate my mind What are they doing here? Why are they here at all? Chorus: Hey I'd like to know - Those fish are awful small (x2) Goldfish are silent under the water Girls who keep goldfish Are sometimes quite loud Is there a reason? Should it happen at all? Chorus Goldfish or Mondays are life as it should be Goldfish are grateful for sun and for food Is there a secret? Oh is there a secret at all? Chorus (x2)