He's crawling from the bathroom He's sinking in the carpet He's looking out the window Wishing that he could get outside Chorus: He's got a vague feeling that it could have been important He's got a vague feeling that it could have been all In the springtime cats have sex In the springtime rats have sex In the springtime fish have sex But Our domestic animal stays very good indeed He won't make an exhibition He won't watch your television He won't drink your new French wine And he won't steal your convertible razorblades And he won't care about the stuff you eat Because he hasn't got time He's still considering Still considering Chorus Happy animal in the spring Happy animal in the spring Domestic animal in the spring