Ohhh Ohhh I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now... I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sippin' Coke from a Solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips... whoa The TV's on, I really hate this show I can't reach my remote control Welcome to my new place, to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place Whoa, oh, whoa, I'm Really inactive, I'm so inactive Whoa, oh, whoa, I'm Really inactive, highly inactive My muscles gone, atrophied Always lose my fight with gravity I'll rest my bones and just chillax... whoa My NordicTrack's collecting dust And my StairMaster's a pile of rust This is it, the inertia... whoa I can't get up, this couch is part of me I'm growing cobwebs on my knee Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age I could break my rib cage here at my age Whoa, oh, whoa, I'm Really inactive, yes, quite inactive Whoa, oh, whoa, I'm Really inactive, not very active Near comatose... no exercise Don't tag my toe... I'm still alive I'm giving up, my energy is shot I'm never moving from this spot Never move from this place, move from this place I'll stay here in this place, right in this place Whoa, oh, whoa, I'm Really inactive, just so inactive Whoa, oh, whoa, I'm Really inactive, not so attractive