My Own Eyes

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I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned his skeleton to buy Some old, expired lotto tickets I saw a naked vagrant Giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat I probably could've gone my whole life without seeing that With my own eyes I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes I saw a mime get hacked to death With an imaginary cleaver I saw an old man's final breath I watched him die from Bieber Fever I saw these diabetic chicks In an abandoned 7-11 I watched 'em snorting Pixy Stix While they were belching "Stairway to Heaven" I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers They could shove up each other's nose I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose That's just the way it goes With my own eyes I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes... my own eyes Those visions haunt my memory Oh, there's so much I wish I could un-see With my own eyes Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra And he trained it to massage his back My guinea pig committed harakiri So we used him to play hacky sack My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium And frosty, ice-cold lemonade They took MasterCard and sometimes human organs in trade That's how we paid I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade With my own eyes I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes... my own eyes Those visions haunt my memory Oh, there's so much I wish I could un-see With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes