The translator sings

歌詞

Japanese singers miss the opportunity to make money 'cause of crappy English songs. Japanese singers miss the opportunity to make money 'cause crappy English songs rule the world. So I put my songs into Google Translate and the washing machine starts working. Just you wait, Harry Styles. Sushi restaurants will be playing my new songs! Are you making fun of my English? I sing beautiful songs in Japanese. Are you making fun of my English? I sing beautiful songs in Japanese. Trust me when I say just listen to my song. (We) deserve to get paid more money. Japanese singers miss the opportunity to make money as empty English songs rule the world. So I put my words into Google Translate and the washing machine starts spinning. It makes a lot of noise...