Perry Mason of Love

歌詞

You know, some people ask me what kind of lover I am They say, "Mojo, are you the gilligan of love?" I say, "No" They say, "Mojo, are you the Jethro Bodean of love?" I say, "uh-uh" They say, "Mojo, you might be the F Troop of love." I say, "no way" Yeah, let me tell you who I am Y'all, want them to tell you who I am? Let me tell you who I am I said I, I, oh, yeah I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love I never lose You don't want no Hamilton Burger You don't want no Lieutenant Tragg You don't wannabe in no courtroom, baby Unless I be by your side I ain't talkin' about no Ironsides, honey No, I just said I'm not talkin' about Ironsides I said I, I, oh, yeah I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love That's what I am What y'all think about going to the bridge? Everybody let's go to the bridge! I see it over the hill! You've got to help me with this case I don't want to be "Lost in Space" Yeah you, you look as sweet as Della Street Yeah you, you look sweet, sweet enough to eat And Paul Drake, Paul Drake is gonna investigate your love Paul Drake is gonna investigate your love You know who I am? Yeah, yeah, you who I be? (Who you be?) I said I, I, oh, yeah I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love I never lose I never lose Everybody say, "Your Honor!" (Your Honor!) Everybody say, "Your Honor!" (Your Honor!) Say what baby? You want me to give you the third degree? Well, you bring the ropes, honey! Yeah! You know what we got to do right now? We gotta have a moment of silence for Pigmeat Markham That's what we gonna do We're gonna drop dead for the Pigmeat and his "heyeah" Everybody, here's a moment of silence for Pigmeat coming up right...now! That was beautiful! It was bodacious! A hunka-hunk of burnin' Pigmeat is what it was Yeah! Here come the Pigmeats Here come the Perry Mason of love! I never lose I'm the Perry Mason of love and I never lose Y'know, if you forget who I am just remember I'm the Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry Perry Mason of love That's who I am That's who I be