Space Olympics(Album Version (Edited))

歌詞

Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics The year 3022 Take part in a grand tradition Your name echoes in the halls of the universe! Believe in yourself Take your game into outer space Every single galactic athlete Needs a coded ID badge Drug tests are mandatory You're a winner! The Athlete's Village is on Zargon You all get a junior suite We don't cover incidentals So keep your ass out the mini bar! You're the best in the world! Brace yourself 'cause there's no gravity You're in the motherfuckin' Space Olympics! Let it be known by every nation You'll only get one meal a day There was a bit of a budget snafu And food funding is insufficient We can't really enforce a curfew As there is no light or sound Just one of the many problems With hosting a sporting event in space Attention all athletes There are minor scheduling adjustments Space disc is totally canceled Space swords is totally canceled Space luge is also canceled And all other events are pending Welcome to your Space Olympics All the oxygen has run out And someone who will not be named Accidentally hit self-destruct As you file to your escape pods I'll distract the alien hordes And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to Hell You do it for the love My love And there ain't no woman that can take your spot my love